Clark was *not* in love with her.
Right... and you actually believe yourself when you think that, Lois? Come on...
"I'm always right. Besides, Superman does not have such a place," Lois concluded.
Oh, geez... Lois, you are not always right! Then again, she is, in this case. But... hahahaha!
"Oh, come on, Clark! It's not as if you had any secrets. You're like an open book. With you, you get what you see. No big secrets, no stunning surprises, no startling revelations."
Oh for crying out loud! And right after the "always right" comment on top of it. Poor little galactically stupid Lois.
The Cheese of the Month, in fact, was the worst excuse ever.
Oh, definitely!!!
"Lois, you seem to have a lot of 'just friends'."
Just 2. And both are the same man. And both are madly in love with her. And she's in love with both as well... not that she would admit it, but there you go.
"Why not? If I imagine being held in his strong, muscular arms, feeling his soft lips on mine – the way he looks, he must be a great kisser, getting my hands on his broad chest and other places... I just hope he doesn't have too much body hair. I don't like the Neanderthal type, you know? I wonder what his 'best friend' looks like..."
/me suddenly has a dreamy little look on her face. mmmmm. come and get me in 5 minutes if I'm not back from "fantasy land"...
At that very moment, something within Lois snapped. She burst out, "He is the worst kisser this side of the Atlantic, his chest and arms are not near as muscular as you might think, and he's as hairy as an ape! And about his 'best friend'... You really don't want to know that!"
Ok... yeah... that brought me right back. Ruined the whole fantasy. Thanks Lois!
Confused, they looked up at the smiling face of Clark Kent.
hehehe! And of course, he heard everything, I bet? *wicked grin*
Not that she was in love with him, far from it...
Uh huh!
Yep. And betcha he could make our toes curl. Oh... sorry...
/me bangs head on keyboard, repeating: PG Folder... PG Folder... PG Folder.....
Women! Will they ever make sense?' he thought.
Nope. It's all part of the appeal.
I love it Olympe!!!! I can't wait for more!!
