I, too, read and much appreciated this. Nancy and Lara have already commented on the funniest bits, so I don't have that much to add... except... Mellie, your story, along with Nancy and Lara's comments, got my dirty fantasy going:

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That guy was just – wow.
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Yep. And betcha he could make our toes curl. Oh... sorry...
/me bangs head on keyboard, repeating: PG Folder... PG Folder... PG Folder.....
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Unless said food was cheese. The Cheese of the Month, in fact, was the worst excuse ever.
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Maybe he could get a headache??
Okay, put these two quotes together and what do you get? Why, this, of course:

"Not tonight, honey. I've got a headache."

Sorry, couldn't resist! (And you know I wouldn't mind if your story progressed to the stage where Clark might possibly say that - although I'd much rather have him reply to Lois's question with an enthusiastic "Yes!"!)

(Oh, and - next time, could you please see to it that your post isn't so wide across the screen? I couldn't see the entire text on my screen, so I had to keep scrolling left and right as I read it. That's irritating.)

Looking forward to more, Mellie!

Ann