So that's what you meant by "reassignment surgery"? For some reason, I was thinking of a bizarre scenario involving "surgically removing" Clark Kent from the Daily Planet newsroom, and replacing him with a doppleganger.
Hey, I don't know how that would work, either!

Yeah, sorry... I meant sex change all along. Wouldn't that be hilarious, though? Or maybe not... LOL
Surgically removing Clark from the Daily Planet? ROFL! That could be amusing as well.
Yeah, ok, I have really crazy ideas. I know!