Wow, I didn't take the 154 parts seriously but I thought this was your attempt at writing a tank ending, since you've been having "trouble" writing humor recently.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.