Hey, DJ, I'm back to complete my wild scenario!
But I'll pick out some favs first.
“We? No, Clark. There is you and there is me. This time, there is definitely no ‘we’
Annnd suddenly we are back to about episode 1 of their relationship. Talk about digging your own grave, Clark.
“Now look who’s running off.” Her look of indignation spurred him on. “You said yourself that Superman needs our help and you’re gonna run off and go on a date? Wow. I never thought I’d see the day that you’d put Luthor before Superman.”
Omg. There are no words, Clark. No words...Where's that forklift? I'll help you lower in your coffin.
He shook his head. “Not everyone.” Lois raised an eyebrow and he continued, “Ask around, not one of the reporters working under any of LexCorp’s subsidiaries is trying to get to the bottom of it. Not one person from LNN or any of the other news stations that Luthor owns stock in. Nada. All they’re reporting on is what Superman is doing wrong. Not ‘why’ it’s happening. Thank god some people still read newspapers and don’t buy into everything they’re force-fed by the television media.”
Lois frowned. “And this is what I spent a third of my paycheck buying food for? I could have noticed that on my own,” she complained.
“Ah, but you didn’t. And since you and the pretentious playboy billionaire have gotten so close, lately, I was afraid you might not have seen the forest for the one big tree.”
Lo-is...get a clue!
“Did I rob a bank? If I did, I *deserved* that money, for everything I’ve done for this city. For all the banks I’ve protected before. Property damage I’ve averted. Lives that I’ve saved.” He chuffed out a haughty laugh. “Do you honestly think you can do what I can? *No one* can do what I can. Certainly not the lazy bunch of bums working for the Metropolis PD. No one!” He sent a burst of air at the group of police officers, blowing them back and knocking them off their feet, before taking off in a flash, speeding away through the sky in a multi-colored blur.
Okay, here's the latest wild scenario I formed while I was dealing with my torn tire tonight. I too would venture a red-K guess of some kind...I don't quite remember how Clark was on it in the show besides the fact that he was lazy around Lois, but it would seem here like he's just being...himself. Okay, hang on. I'm not saying Clark's true nature is a pissy little klepto bully. But deep down inside, we all have a little minion that stores up all the things we never say and all the things we know we shouldn't think...but just pull out some red-K and watch the minion blow...
JD
