Oh, man, how cruel of her to take Clark shopping for her wedding dress.

Lo-is!!!!
She paused for a second to consider, but Clark interrupted. “Did you forget who you were marrying? You’ll want the longest cathedral length train since Lady Di.”
ROFL!! (and still, poor Clarkie!!! *hugs him*)
....and awww! that's where it ends? Well, that's really calling for a sequel, not... really!!! You got to come back and fix this!!
I'm going to have to guess Brucie wrote this. She'd do something mean like that. Totally Brucie-the-evil. *lol*
Nice job -- even if it's mean!!