"You've barely talked to me for months and suddenly, because it's my birthday and I figured I should probably go with the whole quasi-sexy nightgown thing we talked about before we moved on the first night in our new room, you think that I'm suddenly ready for you to jump me? Or was this just supposed to be some sort of 'thank you' for a first edition of your favorite book?"
*snort*
"What exactly was that and don’t patronize me by saying that I was irresistible or some other nonsense like that."
I shrugged. "It's your birthday, I didn't get you a present, you gave me a late present so..." Those thoughts had gone through my head as part of the rationalization process, but those weren't the real reasons. I couldn’t let Lois know that though.
"So you thought that *you* could get laid since you didn't get me a present?" she asked with a raised brow.
*chokes*
"If you ever try that with me again, it damn well better be because you want to make love to *me* not because you want to imagine what your wedding night would have been like with Lana."
NO *way*
You want to make love to me someday? To *me* because your feelings have changed, that's a possibility
no *feakin' way*
The whole kid-thing was so great and I really loved the pillow-wall. Talk about a Great Wall to surmount.
For Lois:
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Weird hope: Clark could actually give her one of those to say he's sorry
It's either that or I'm going to hand Trask my bat and my shoes and lock him up with Clark up in a small room. That immature jerk makes me so angry right now.
Off to reading part 59 now, Michael
PS: Do the NCIS-fanfics also explore deep feelings and stuff like LnC fanfic? Because Lois might want to give Clark a few of the fics to read. Might help his social skills.
