Okay, on to part 2, err 59:
Here I was thinking about nothing bad at all, except how I wanted to show Clark my new crystal I bought at this fair from that young woman. She's from Smallville, too, perhaps he even knows her. It's really shiny, all glowing and stuff. And then you pull this bummer on us:
If I *ever* got my hands on whoever it was that drugged me...
I would kill him.
Literally kill him dead.
This *hurt*.
Why do you *have* to bring Navance's nephew and his insidious ways back? Just when I had been ready to forget that sorry episode and told myself this is Clark's kid and Lois wants to hit Clark like any good woman in labor does, you punch us in the gut
Still...
Clark had looked for a minute like he was willing to hold my hand or something and if I thought for one minute that I might be able to make him feel even a smidgen of the pain I was feeling I might have taken him up on. But since he was invulnerable... There was no point.
*snicker*
"That's the epidural," I told him, another tear escaping. I felt something unfamiliar and told him so. He pushed the call button on the remote.
"Can I help you?" came a voice out of it.
"Lois' water just broke," Daddy said.
Sam's really matter of factly
"I guess so," I said, shifting slightly. I closed my eyes. Something felt weird again and this time it was just Clark and me in the room. "Something feels weird, Clark," I whispered, tears filling my eyes again. "And not good weird."
He pressed the call button repeatedly and I could only wait for someone to come in and tell us what was going on.
Nonononononono You're doing it again. Get back here, Missy. I *mean* it
PS: Carol , stop snickering like that. And FYI: The Chinese Water Torture got out of style decades ago. Not Cool.
PPS: Yes I did check the boards every couple of minutes till 10am ET.
