"Lois' son," Joe said quietly. "He looks just like you."
"He talks just like Lois," I said, deflecting the comment.
He's so dense and is so stuck in the he-is-not-my-son idea that it got me imagining this scene:
Lois: Clark, Chris is floating! It means...
Clark: It means I'm not the only Kryptonian on Earth!
Lois: What? Clark!
Clark: Don't worry, Lois, even after I get married to Lana I won't let this jerk get near Chris!
Lois: But Clark...
Clark: Maybe he's a relative of mine... It explains why everybody thinks Chris looks just like me. But even so I'll make sure this monster pays for what he did to you... 
