Gahhhh!!!! Clark's brain just stops working whenever Lana's around and he messes everything up.

They had problems because he couldn't keep his mouth shut the first time, though he had agreed to keep it a secret. Now, he couldn't keep that damn mouth shut and spilled the beans to Cruella again.
And don't expect me to play step-mommy to a son that isn't even yours."
"I told you I lied about that." I didn't look at her as I spoke.
"The more I thought about it, the more I didn't believe what you said in Illinois.
It's obvious she doesn't believe Christopher is Clark's son. I still think she could have been the one to call the press. Even Jack suspected Clark was the father, even though he knew the whole story. There aren't many people who would say Clark isn't Christopher's father. Even Stupid!Clark had admitted the paternity (before he got to meet Cruella with her K-perfume and had his brain melted).
"Regardless, you certainly didn't seem like a virgin that night." Something else that had come flooding to me after our night together. I'd taken that from him, too.
Unless, of course, Christopher actually was his son.
He shrugged. "Well, I was."
Argh!!!! And what about the night at the cabin? I don't understand how they can say one thing on a chapter and erase it in the next. They already talked about the cabin, about their memories from that night... and now they talked as if nothing happened there(!)

I don't get it! It's frustrating!!!
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A silver lining, please! I can't take another pregnancy with them fighting and Lana haunting their every step.
Andreia