This was *so* funny. This poor sap just had to be the single unluckiest thief on the planet.
Maybe he could go into business. He can:
1. Contract to another thief.
2. Pick out a place to rob.
3. Since he knows that Superman will be *there* his client-thieves just get as far away from that place as possible.
But with his luck, they will decide to make their arrangment in the lobby of the Daily Planet.
Bob
