Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary...
I can't tell you how many times I laughed out loud reading this. Absolutely priceless! You almost have to feel sorry for the poor schmuck.
I think my favourite lines were:
Son of a-----!
Just like that, we were off to the station again.
And:
It made a sad little wheezing sound as I slowly lifted my foot off it.
Although there were many to choose from. I'm definitely making note to remember this come Kerth time.
Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed after a morning visit to the dentist.
LabRat
