I've done a lot of terrible things to Lois. I've burned her with lit cigarettes and electroshocked her into a miscarriage and even broke the fingers of her left hand one by one, but I can't bring myself to violate her that way. Geez, though, looking back sure makes me feel guilty. I shall try to be nicer to her in the future.
Gosh, Sue, it sounds so bad when you list it out like that. I mean, all I've ever done to her is... beat her unconscious, nearly kill her with a car bomb, trap her soul in a clone body... This could make a fun thread in fanfic related, actually. "How have *you* tortured Lois?" And/or Clark, but I think Yvonne would win that one
PJ
