"Did I ever tell you that after I found a shipment of guns that were supposed to be destroyed by the UN were actually being shipped elsewhere, I tried to crawl into a crate to find out where they were going. But I got caught and deported back to Metropolis. But that’s another story."
I have a horrible thought that alt-Lois was captured, and has been held prisoner by Lex Luthor for all these years.
