Just a minor factoid - in its cycle, the Moon gets lit on all sides.
Mercury has a side that doesn't get light. (The last time I checked. New facts may prove that wrong as well.)

Otherwise - Lois, start using your brain!


Big Apricot Superman Movieverse
The World of Lois & Clark
Richard White to Lois Lane: Lois, Superman is afraid of you. What chance has Clark Kent got? - After the Storm