Michael: 
Well, Lois Lane, superpowered. What ya expect?
Tomato juice?
Awwwww… and poor baby. Can you imagine if she would actually feel two Mommies and two Daddies?
Gee, twice as many people to love and adore you. Sounds like a rough life.
Where is that reference from?
Missing Lois?
Did Ultra Woman speed read Lois’s baby books?
Duh! You think she'd let a baby into her apartment without reading the owner's manuel first?
What if Ultra Woman won’t want to give her up? And would Superman then also be allowed to keep his second Lois?
Gee, yeah, what if?
And no.
/imagines late-teen Lara throwing a tantrum and stuffing a duffelbag into the timemachine/ “Fine, if you don’t let me go the Elvis-Revival concert, I’m going to watch him live!”
Sounds probable.
The Curse would probably need to go get a consultant on figuring out whether Replacement-Lois would suffer consequences when she got back. And the solution would be… Everyone thinks Lex got her pregnant?
Not "curse" ramifications, time-line ramifications.
Why did she go to the trees to hide?
Her birth control doesn't come in a pill.
Ellen? Grey hair? Ellen is who they would go to for mothering advice? Ellen who abandoned one daughter and ran off with a plastic surgeon with the other? That Ellen? Uh... No.
After all, why should he get to have all the fun alone?
That's right.
Oooooh! So, they get to play with Lex Jr? /imagines Ultra Woman in Lois’s place during the Luckabee arc. Ooooooh!
Michael now knows what story he'll write for Valentine's Day.
He's the closest thing she's got.
Oh boy. They can’t catch a break, can they?
That would be a 'nope.'
