Gee, twice as many people to love and adore you. Sounds like a rough life.
So, good thing strabismus has not been observed with telepathic receptors in brain?
Duh! You think she'd let a baby into her apartment without reading the owner's manuel first?
Her birth control doesn't come in a pill.
Okay. Thought so. But... well... you know...
Ellen? Grey hair? Ellen is who they would go to for mothering advice? Ellen who abandoned one daughter and ran off with a plastic surgeon with the other? That Ellen? Uh... No.
Hey, I knew it sounded farfetched. But he *is* Clark.
Michael now knows what story he'll write for Valentine's Day.
Michael already has half-finished Valentine's story from last year that has to be finished in the next 39 days.
Bad author. Bad.
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