Oooh, that's hilarious, Shayne!
Chocolate and bananas don’t belong in reporter’s desks.
Who's keeping the bananas?
This is something that has been a problem with numerous reporters, but one desk drawer had to be completely replaced. I’m not naming names (Lois Lane), but it needs to stop.
But are they allowed to go through drawers?
If you must leave butt prints on the copy machine, at least have the decency to windex them away. On an unrelated note, Cat Grant, we have your ID.
The cleaning staff would like to thank Clark Kent. While he’s new to the Daily Planet, he sets an example the rest of you should follow. His workstation is always neat and tidy.
Yes, that's because he leaves a mess everywhere else.
Otherwise we may have to take drastic measures.
Video surveillance in the bathroom stalls? Shoeshine on the chocolate? A covert switch to gay porn?
Did I mention hilarious?
Michael
