Not even going to touch that rigor-mortis joke with a 10 foot pole.
/looks around with faux-innocent look/
<<sounds of butterfly flapping its wings in the distance>> Kind of like that joke?
Every time a bad pun is born, a fairy flaps one last time and falls to the ground?
Good one! [Rotflol] You're redeemed!
Sorry, I got distracted by a catfight I was writing.
Tease.
Well, fine! If you're going to get techinical!
Does this mean I should chose him as an avatar: [insert picture of Martin Snell] Couldn't find one...

Michael