Lois sighed before finally replying to his question, “You didn’t kiss me because you wanted to, Clark. You kissed me as a distraction.”
Really, Lois?
“I knew I was right. You didn’t want to kiss me at all. I was just a distraction,”
Duh! He’s into *guys*! Why do *you* think he’s shacking it up with that guy Kal-El? Clark’s even washing Kal’s underwear!
“See, I’m just some wacky woman from Metropolis trying to reconnect with the parents of her ghost boyfriend.
DingDingDing!
I didn’t hear any complaints, he recalled.
“Exactly!” Lois shook her head.
What’s that supposed to mean?
What kind of lunkhead was this guy she had fallen in love with anyway? Did she have to spell it out for him? “If you didn’t hear any complaints, why did you stop kissing me?”
Michael
