Michael: Sorry for the late response but someone said they wanted me to post Part 15 tonight, so I had to go and ready it.
Oh dear. An entire zombie parade just walked over her grave.
A very apt description, Michael!
I just had the craziest thought: What if Lois went to Smallville on a middleschool field trip and had some really bad encounter with some of the more ruffian inhabitants of the town and then bumped her noggin on a tree stump? And it’s only now starting to come back to her. Maybe triggered by Ralph. Maybe triggered by Call-Me-Daniel.
Nope! The Ra family sent Za instead.
Depends on how bad the noggin gets shaken.
Perhaps the line should read, "You don't have accidents because you're stupid." Or "Accidents don't only happen to the stupid."
So, no stable mucking? Egg collecting? Cow milking? Chicken beheading? Chicken plucking?
Yes, nothing that has anything to do with being on a farm; she'll do almost anything else on the chore list.
Smart people REMOVE the horse from the stall before mucking.
And get a fair percentage of her income from said guests?
Okay, the third oldest profession. Gossip.
Well, I thought since this was FDK for 14, I'd post 15 tonight, but if you want me to re-post 14... Coming right up!
