Hi, Michael: I'm going to try and sneak in and answer this FDK, before my kids catch me.

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See? That one other Clark had a much better solution. He started to publicly execute perpetrators. And every man who looked at Lois.
Hmmmm. I think I missed that story. That doesn't sound very Clark-like.

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Well, everyone needs a hobby. He could have used Tempus’s machine, though.
Which machine was that? The time/dimension hopper? What and ship all the bad guys to Gotham or something? No Batman in alt-dimension... or at least, not that he knows of.

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Duh! Clark? Huh, Clark’s standing there with his fingers popped into his ears and loudly — and quite off-key — singing ‘lalalalala’.
clap Yep. laugh

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Well, I’m sure she could. If she wanted to.
That was the point. Lois never wants to. (That Cat knows about).

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She hasn’t met Tempus, has she?
Nope. And why would Tempus want to make rags out of the American Flag?

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Lex?
Well, there's a reason to make the cape into rags if he ever heard one.

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Yes! Hold on to that thought, Clark. And tell Lois, too.
Don't worry, Lois already knows that she's right and he's wrong.

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She goes at dissing with full force, doesn’t she?
Cat really tried NOT to, but Lois really pushes her buttons.

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Cat’s sending her!
[Linked Image]

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He could make Lois into Ultra Woman and try the same thing with her?
IMO, if Clark made a cape for Ultra Woman and she was standing there without anything covering her chest the conversation would go like this...

LOIS: Clark, that's my chest. The cape is on my back.

CLARK: Um... blush Would you believe that I'm x-raying through your chest to see how it looks?

LOIS: No! [Linked Image]

CLARK: [Linked Image]

LOIS: [Linked Image]

Fun with smilies. Tag.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.