Well, she is a red hot American woman. She has needs.
/points at almost pure-bred All American Farmboy™ standing ready to satisfy those needs/
I don't think Cat sleeps with married men, does she?
It was never really discussed on the show?
Cat=Eagle in this scenario, right? Is that what that dream he had the other night meant?
No, Lois. I just substituted eagle for harpy and fluffy bunny for puppy.
That's okay, maybe if Lois starts treating him like a tool, Clark will take a nice romantic weekend in Paris with Cat later on in the year
Oh look! /points at shiny, red tomato growing on tomato bush/
Which is why he isn't mentioning it to her, because knowing Lois, she'd probably be able to track it down pretty easily.
Ooooh! /has idea/
Yes, but he didn't tell Lois that Lana had picked it out.
Some say some women have a sixth sense about such things?
Not if Lois noticed, or B39 did a body search. (Not a cavity search, he wouldn't have allowed that.)
“And now, Alien Friend, would you please bend forward…” (Trask to Clark)
I don't think I've read any of those.
Don’t have any titles handy right now. /recommends using FF Related if interested/
Maybe she should set him up with Lucy?
But, who’s the clone going to hook up with then? She’ll go after Superman, too, if she can’t get a Clark. That would then be the worst two weeks in Lois’s life.
They started out sitting in canon as well.
I just thought it was important since you mentioned it in the FDK.

Michael