Wouldn't he really be an Kryptonian-American-Alt-Dimension Farmboy?
That's where the 'almost' came in.
Of course, with Lois wouldn't it be a 7th sense?
I did think about it.
Clark: <<crossing arms>> Yeah. That's not happening.
He appears to be very...clenched. Maybe he's constipated.
You lost me at first, because I thought you meant Vatman. That's many years away at this point and that history hasn't yet been written.

Yeah, I do jump around liberally and pick and choose when it comes to FDK.
Plane was important, not the sitting.
Oh. Duh. Yes, I did notice the wood all around me. Just had no idea you weren't referring to any particular tree.

Michael