Hi Lonnie,
Well done!
Thanks for the chuckles.
I hope we'll be seeing more fiction from you in the future.
Joy,
Lynn
p.s., One minor suggestion: More people will be likely to read your story if you use the blue arrow message icon to identify your post as a story. You can edit your post to change the message icon by opening your story post and then clicking on the icon depicting a piece of paper and a pencil.
