Michael: A note about this entire part. It was originally a flashback to Lois' Octopus bargain, which I fleshed out a bit and went a little overboard. The scene it was originally tucked into comes up in Part 26, which will clarify some of the references that were never explained in this part.
Well, Superman isn't giving Lois what she wants, so... yes.
That’s what flying and super-fast reflexes are for.

stickers always seem to fall off the frozen stuff.
No manners. She at least could have given him break-up sex.
Well, since it was a fake relationship, she tried to give him fake loving, but he rejected her, wanting only the real thing.
Yep.
They might be right about the sexual orientation thing?
Just two guys pining over women they've been denied. They've got to do something with their spare time.
She should do that in the bathroom?
I'm guessing that Clark would break his no-peeking in the bathroom rule if he saw her carrying a knife in there.
Oopps. Out of Smilies.