It was originally a flashback to Lois' Octopus bargain, which I fleshed out a bit and went a little overboard.
Let's hope she's not with Clark at the time.
/imagines Clark performing the Heimlich maneuver.
You mean "Clark" saves her from those things, instead of "Superman".
Yep.
Those [Grumble] stickers always seem to fall off the frozen stuff.
Superman asked her to be more careful (i.e. change), not Clark.
Somehow, I can’t imagine Lois accepting this distinction once she knows the truth. Then again, she might be too busy orking after she knows the truth to care much about past transgressions.
Superman gave Clark a brain?
Well, *his* brain. Same brain. Whatever.
You'll have to get that brace.

Michael