Michael: Yep. I saved him only to kill him off again.
I’m going with the second one from the way it was phrased.
Yep.
Yes. Either that, or she’ll end up boinking the heck out of him. Hmm… She could also just try that, you know, as an aversion therapy?
She could.
Umm… Oh, wait, Lois thought *he* would get aversion? Oh boy, is she going to be in for a surprise...
tilting her head to peer into his bedroom. “Or did I interrupt something?”
Michael: Linda’s just stepped out into the bathroom.
Nope, it's the MetNet Squad. She said he was allowed to do 'em.
“How about a parka, while you’re at it?” he heard Lois mumble under her breath. 
He's needs to cover up that much for her block the memory of the sleep shorts.
He’s always this nice at two o’clock in the morning.
He'd have been nicer if she had shown up in the raincoat from his dream.
But Clark could dangle him from the balcony of a 20 story building?
Her dad?
“They’re dead. It makes it easier.”
As I mentioned to Joan, it's hard to talk about a part of your life you cannot prove.
With benefits? And what are lovers but best friends with benefits?
Nope. All or nothing for Clarkie boy. He's picky. Oh, wait.
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Lois is the picky one. He'll take that offer.
You know, with Lois constantly mentioning her not jumping Clark, I really do expect her to snap eventually.
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You mean like when she asked him to fly her to the stars after her failed bid on Superman?
Like when you can swear that the chocolate’s from a different manufacturer but you can’t proof it?
Those darn generics made at the same factory.
