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Did it change in Wrong Clark? And no, you got a bonus, then you ate it up again.
Drat!

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There’s actually a lot of controversy on that one. Some say, it’s actually a pastry. Others, it’s because babies are found in cabbage leaves.
Hello, people, Storks?

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Plus, in a lot of situations, one person’s right is always another person’s left. Which is why Clark educated Lois on the proper use of starboard and port.
I'll leave the boating to Ken.

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Oh. I guess I need to rewatch more? Or, she referred to the various forms of rodents and multilegged, hardshelled crawly things.
Or both.

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Although, it depends on the application. Because, when used wrong, you can end up looking beautiful (according to Clark) but feeling like a beached whale.
clap True. huh Wait. How is that application WRONG, again?

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You’re right. She might just as well shack up with Lex.
He does have that multi-room penthouse.

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No. Superman would crawl into a barn and shake himself to death.
Afterwards, yeah. But first... rotflol

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Isn’t that for girls?
No comprehende?

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Plus, depending on the cut, Parka’s don’t reach much below the seat of his pants. He might look funny. Or Lois might become fascinated with his legs.
Oh, dear. Probably best that he only threw on a shirt then.

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Uh-huh. Only, more forceful. Like in Dandello’s Phero-moan, My Lovely.
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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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