Deadly Chakram:Thank you for the long FDK!

Always fun.
More like his bed, but whatever.
First his arms...
Uh-huh. What percentage of 18 year old boys
need to be seduced by a blonde bimbette?
Not even the Marquis de Sade would agree with *that* inevitable torture!
Telling his folks that he told Lana? Or that he dated Lana?
And here Lana thought only *she* could put him on a leash...oh wait, you meant that figuratively.
That's where the "like a leash" comes in.
<shakes head> No. Welcome to your destiny, Clark!
It's in the range of possibility.
<points to Man of Steel title> And besides, Lana's the only dangerous thing here.
Um... Man of Steel? Oh, you mean he can't get hurt. This conversation with his dad took place when he was much younger and didn't know he was a MoS. Lana's only dangerous to Joe. Lois, otoh, is a Firecracker.
Hey! The rules she set were "All's fair".
Love the little pet names!
Well, since she wouldn't tell him her real name.
Because diseased, corrupt hearts are hard to care about?
Because it didn't beat in time to his?
Um...she's underage, so...yes?
He thinks she's 18 at this point, which is why I let him in on the secret sooner, rather than later.
Exhilarating?
As Jimmy would say, "Smooth!"
"As your partner, best friend, and husband?"
Yep.
She's changing her name to Jimmy?
I'm trying to explain how at 25 she's one of the top investigative reporters Perry has met. If she starts at the DP at 16, by the time she graduates Met U, she'll already be a few months away from her first Kerth.
He sighed in relief. Well, marriage was certainly off the table. He chuckled. Had he really wanted to get married at eighteen anyway?
Yes?
Well, if he was going to stick to his wait until marriage vow... Yes.
Cute nickname work in. And why do I suddenly want to break out into songs from Aladdin?
Well, that explains her willingness to jump onboard the Messenger Shuttle.
<<cough>> Prometheus. Messenger is the one that exploded.
Or less.
Possibly bring this to the nfic section?
She's 16, so no.
Love this, since so many of the Disney tales (the older ones) deal with issues of one true loves.
I'm a sucker for a good Disney love story.
Awwww! That's so sad! And so awesome that he'll be her first one!
And what will all the men who come after seem in comparison?
Gee, that's romantic, Clark!
Still teenage boy.
Your wish is his command.
If you insist, Lois.
Worked for Clark, too. Lois is just nervous rambling.
Precisely.
Have I mentioned? Meet Mad Dog Lane.
<<Points above>>
He'll be the first male reporter in space? <grin>
Again, she said "All's fair".
Houston, we *have* lift off!
Too bad he's too distracted to notice.
<waits for Clark to punch/mock punch said friend>
He's okay if other guys aren't attracted to his soul mate.
<claps gleefully>
Ooooh! This was so much fun! Wonder what the Epilogue holds!
Disney - *truly* the most magical place on Earth!
<<blushing>> Thanks.