I was prepared to yell at Lois. How could I miss the fact that she is being as stupid as he is being a martyr? Both of them are in real need of a good 2x4 to the head. But since Lois is injured already, I'll give her a break.
How silly is Lois going to feel when she finally knows the punch line to this story? We're going to see if it is possible to die of embarassment.
Good story, Virginia. Having fun with it.