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More time to work on fic vs. 3-Part FDK? Hmmmm.
hyper

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Trust me, too much of a good thing, isn't always a good thing. I remember the guys in high school who used to use a half-bottle of Drakkar after gym. You could smell them a mile away, and it used to bring pain tears to my eyes.
Oh dear.

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Anyway, I'm sure Cat's hair salon isn't open on Sundays, but Lois's might be.
They’re afraid to get Tank-ended otherwise?

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But since two of those points came while channeling Tank, doesn't that mean you have to share one with him?
[Linked Image] Only if he pops in and asks.

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quote: Oh. Umm…I don’t think it’s recommended for pouring inside ear.

Imaginary bleach, not the real deal, please.
Drat. Is that where those warning labels and disclaimers come in?

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LOIS: I tried.
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He'll know what it feels like to be turned inside out while still alive and cooked over a low flame while all of his extremities were black with frostbite?
No, he will just get citizen-arrested. After all, he didn’t do anything *really* bad to Lois. She might not even have still been alive when the organ was removed.

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LOIS: [Hyper] Can we? Can we? Please, pretty please? With... well, without whipped cream and cherry on top? Since Clark doesn't like those things.

EW: Er... <<checks outline, and coughs>>... You'll have to discuss this with Clark...

LOIS: Claaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkk?

CLARK: <<see Part 36>>

EW: [Peep]
/goes and checks part 36/ eek wave Michael

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