I find that cable is a lot less expensive, too, when you don't have it.
It’s a short, brochure-style publication that details the life on the farm. It starts with a Mow The Cow, Clark best friend from his childhood days.
Oh, I see, Lex is just setting it under his desk leg to keep private until he has time alone.
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No. He would ask for proof of paternity first. In all seriousness, though, the expect chain of events is sex, leaving for home, Lois taking a pregnancy test.
Hmmmm. You don't like alt-Clark? Oh, dear. And the latter, that's soooooooo canon Clark.
/imagines Clark buying all sorts of weird manuals on the subject/
Buying? Um... no, I figure he just flips through them quickly at the bookstore and puts them back on the shelf. Can't have those suckers lying around.
Depends on whether Platonic is already on your list.
Let's see... "All of Sue S's stuff" Yep. It's on the list.
/has mind for all sorts of random bits and pieces/
Trivia is much more fun than important things like due dates for bills and stuff.