Maybe if she got him a t-shirt and a tie stating this? Or…shocking idea…a wedding band.
But... but...but... they're not even dating yet... Oh, wait, this is LnC.
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My bad.
EW: CLARK: It's okay, Lois, since you... did you say that I'm your property? <Clark going home>
Actually that <Clark going Home> was supposed to be Clark 'floating' with happiness. I guess I should have looked for a better smilie.
Don’t you know what Lane women do with their male-shaped property when they’re alone?
CLARK:

Yell at them?
Yeah, it has its waking moments. But yours does seem to produce high quality fic while in comatose state, so…
What would happen if I woke up? Would I lose my ability to write? Or gain my ability to have a social life, therefore, not spend so much time writing?

Better not chance it.
