She’s blind? Again? How did that happen?
No, not literally. Face blind, i.e. can't see the Clark in the Superman blind. Clark's blind in the he can't see the woman who has the hots for him in front of his face blind. It makes for fun interactions.
They’re just in the process of revoking that one for dark side happenings in fanfic.
Oh, dear.
/imagines Lex picking out the right shade-of-green Kryptonite cufflinks/ also,
Oh, oh, oh...

I knew I should have been more specific. Cat! When I said sexual harrisment seminar, I meant the prevention of, not the application of.