I know. But they’re also like a traffic accident that keeps on happening
Only works if someone still enjoys them?
LEX:

Keep them cars piling up! And LexMotors will have its best month ever.
Now, there's a scary thought. Cat with super powers.
LOIS: Scary bad!
/nods/ Let’s hope his kids get the brains from mommy.
Only the girls, because goregous naivity with super pms probably isn't a good look.
Maybe DC should have named the daughter in her summer ficathon Bikini story "Lark" (part Lois, part Clark.)
LOIS: She
your daughter.
You deal with her.
CLARK: Yes, honey. Whatever you say. Beautiful, stubborn, fierce as a tiger, strong as me, and thick as a wooden door. Yep, my daughter.
Ho. Really. I *love* being that sort of evil
/Hands Michael his shiny subtle evilness badge/
And it only cost her her modesty.
LOIS: <sheepishly> And?
/waits for Lois to punch him/
CLARK: But... but... but... I said I didn't want Zara!
When googling, I also stumbed across that infamous stripper’s bikini photo and one of her in Wonder Woman getup. I think that one was also from the show. And the version where she played a Wonder Woman on another TV show. Anyhow, figured those where a) not appropriate and b) not indicative enough for easy recognition.
I think we had enough photos.
CLARK:
LOIS:
Awwwww! Wrong Clark found his Wrong Lois. /waits for Right Lois to punch him some more/
LOIS: What does he mean "Young Lois"? What am I aged cheese?
CLARK: Honey, I like cheese. I've even joined the club.
LOIS: WHAT did you say?
CLARK: A rescue? Isn't that someone asking for help? I better go write up that story! <runs off>
At least I acknowledge my problem, that's part of the cure, isn't it? BTW, I saw Lois at Chocoholics Annoymous tonight. She says to say 'hello'. Oopps. So much for annoymous.
