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Eeeeeehhh… Sorry, Lois. I think he really doesn’t know what goes where.
Make up your mind, Lois, either you want them untouched or you want them experienced. Anyway, maybe Mom and Dad died too early to talk about the birds and the bees?

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/points at Lois’s top drawer in her nightstand and the collection of steamy romance novels she’s hidden in there/
LOIS: You mean this novel by Grant Cather? Nah.

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Actually, people read *maybe* the headlines of anything with the Lois Lane byline. They only by the papers for the gossip (persons interested in a male partner), sports (persons interested in a female partner), and classifieds (persons interested in a new job).
LOIS: NO! That's not true. People READ my stuff and breeze through the rest of the trash!

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*heavy sigh* On the plus side, it won’t affect my FDK time slots <dizzy man>
Oh, dear. I since a vacation from a computer in Michael's future. Perhaps I am posting too often for his sanity.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.