Originally posted by Darth Michael:
See? It’s just like shooting boar. Only Trask’s less hairy.
THOMAS: But his horns are bigger than that deer's I shot.
Oh dear. I guess it’s a good thing it’s Jimmy and not Lois. And that those fine gentlemen probably won’t indulge in their guy-love in front of the rest of their pack.
JIMMY: What?!
Why Jimmy stays behind the camera.
Now, where have I heard that hookey about poisoning wells before. Maybe they should kind of tar and feather the ‘sheriff’.
SHERIFF MAX: What do you think this is, Texas? Arrest that commenter!
Couldn’t Max and his cohorts visited them one night and torched their places?
MAX:
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Missed opportunites.
Like…shooting people who supposedly have authority over him? Like this ‘sheriff’ Max?
There's a good idea. Let's have Trask shoot the Sheriff instead of Clark! Oh, wait, Sheriff's on his side.
Now that sounds like a bit of a stretch. Maybe they should do an official investigation before Smallville becomes the new face of the US in the other parts of the world?
MAX: I'll leave the rest of the world alone, if they leave Smallville alone. Wouldn't want to have deal with all those damn foreigners anyway. They can't speak English good.
EW: These are the opinions of my character, not of the evil writer.
Are they now going to make a man, well, woman, out of him?
JIMMY: Perry, I've changed my mind, I want to come home to Metropolis now!
Good thing he’s now vulnerable and the Kents own a gun.
Michael! Do you know how much shorter my story would be if you keep giving alt-Clark such ideas?! <Plus, Book 3 would basically be "Clark's Dead. The End", which is a bit shorter than the story I have planned.>
Well, you can’t say he’s doing things only half way.
CLARK: Yep, when I screw things up, I go all the way.
Not quite.
Yep.
Oh boy. She *is* rather exposed.
She's still clothed.
But they contained *chocolate*!
I know!
Oh dear. /flashes to Raiders of the Ark/
Not lacking self confidence, is she?
LOIS: Who do you think I am? Clark?