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Let's see how much I can catch up before people notice, I'm not really helping my daughter with her homework.
You mean when her report card arrives at the end of the semester? wink

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You know, they always say that, but having grown up in a rain forest, often trees have moss all around them.
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How Lois really made her way through Met U.
[Linked Image] It was either that or Nascar. And Lois found the latter one boring. Plus, she needed to sharpen her people skills by interrogating her passengers. Even caught a corporate spy and two drug mules that way.

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CLARK: <Dislikes idea of endangered Loises> Very funny, Michael.
Thank you. I thought so.

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I think I saw that one, but in this particular story, Lois WASN'T wearing her seatbelt, so not seatbelt bruising. [Wink]
No, I think it was from the steering wheel actually.

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quote: Just like a street walker.

LOIS: <Not a happy camper> Excuse Me?
What? I’m not the one who got sold for 1500 bucks to a billionaire for a night of unbridled passion.

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Of course, they do have their own system of justice.
.5 caliber?

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LOIS: I think I know who was spying on me earlier this year.
Lex?

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I believe they need two guys up front to do that Pulp Fiction move. One to drive and one to misfire the gun.
No, I think you could do it with one person, too. It’s just more entertaining if there’s more people involved.

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JIMMY: What? There's lunch?
Oh, Jimmy…

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Nah, [Wink] I couldn't see *any* friend of Maisie's doing any such thing.
/watches as Darlene switches tapes/

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MAX: Nah, they're feds and all feds don't understand how things work in Smallville.
The sheriff, the preacher, and the judge are standing in a cornfield…

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HANK: But I want to get that skank smell washed off as soon as possible.
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quote: YOUNG HANK: <amazed at his own virility>

YOUNG HANK: You mean I get to go on Walt's roller coaster again?! [Hyper] Yes, sign me up for as a season passholder. What? A life-time pass? Yippie!
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OLD HANK: [Linked Image] Maybe I can get a divorce, keep Barbie and the rest and marry that Lucy girl…

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quote: Ooooh! Walt could have made a killing by renting Lana out to the other guys in school.

YOUNG WALT: <believes he just had this great idea>
LANA: [Linked Image]
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LANA: So, that’s why you’re sleeping on the couch?
LOIS: Did she just call me a hooker?

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