Originally posted by Darth Michael:
You mean when her report card arrives at the end of the semester?
Currently she's performing at "above her grade level" so I'm not too worried.
It was either that or Nascar. And Lois found the latter one boring.
Too slow?
Plus, she needed to sharpen her people skills by interrogating her passengers. Even caught a corporate spy and two drug mules that way.
What? I’m not the one who got sold for 1500 bucks to a billionaire for a night of unbridled passion.
LOIS: Jealous, huh?
TRASK: Sometimes we use 9mm.
LOIS: I think I know who was spying on me earlier this year.
ER: Lex?
LOIS: Michael.
/watches as Darlene switches tapes/
DARLENE:
Hey, I've got to send my kids through college somehow.
The sheriff, the preacher, and the judge are standing in a cornfield…
MAX: What are you saying? That we're all part of some elaborate drinking game?
OLD HANK:<hits himself in the head> Maybe I can get a divorce, keep Barbie and the rest and marry that Lucy girl…
LUCY: I'll pass. I'd rather not be a nanny-wife.
