Michael: See if I spread out the FDK over a couple of days, then I get double the fun, right? wink
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So, after all that bitching about her always going for Superman, he’s still quite happy to have a cheerleader/groupie at hand.
CLARK: Um... [Linked Image]

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Maybe he could boink her, just once?
CLARK: Um, Michael, I don't "boink", I float, and I don't think I could stop at once.

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There he is!
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“My lord Kal El is fine, Jimmy.”
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But being a satellite launch platform pays even better.
SM: I believe that invoice from EPRAD still hasn't been paid. I better send in Bruno <<kisses left fist>> and Fred <<kisses right fist>>.

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Maybe if she jumped out of planes more often?
LOIS: I asked on the way to Kansas but the flight attendants frowned upon it.

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/imagines Lois pushing out of his arms and then falling with her arms crossed over her chest until he catches her again and she glares at him/
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“I’m sorry. Please don’t use the Kryptonite.”?
LOIS: You mean that stuff is real? Of course, that's how you were able to be shot! Go fetch me some at once. Oh, wait, you can't, can you?

SM: [Linked Image]

LOIS: Well, shucks.

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Oops? Would make for a fun article: “I was Superman’s first and he never called me again.”
CLARK: But... but... but... I did call and she had joined the ARMY and... No, wait, that sounds worse for me. Never mind. I'm going to stick with 'no comment'.

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Well… I’m sure Walt could have suggested a way.
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More alien probing? Naked pictures of her for the SkyNet?
Probably more of the former than the latter.

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Right. Probably never.
evil

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.