Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER2EW: He’s quite sensitive about that subject, isn’t he? And what did he call what he did with Rachel? And that ONS with Lana before she all but disowned him?
Rachel = 4 times/night. Yes, with Lana it was once but then they did it a couple or three more times after that.
LANA: I promise you I suffered through more than 3 times.
CLARK: Can someone please shut her up?!
LOIS: <<raises hand>> May I?
ER: <Baffled> Why would she ever become intimate with anyone else. At least, voluntarily. And when it’s non-voluntarily, I think an embarrassing tattoo would be the least of the reader’s problems.
Because I'm an EW and I like to throw Red fish into conversations.
Spontaneous cardiovascular combustion, huh?
With only a slight scorch mark hole (or two) on his chest?
He clearly hasn’t learned the first rule of being in the mob:
LEX: But I'm not a criminal. I'm an upstanding businessman. Why wouldn't we use the courts in which I have paid handsomely for the previldge?
LOIS: No, take Jimmy first. I'm going to go borrow Cat's ice-pick heels.
ER: Huh. This sounds iffy. Why did Lois get ticked off now?
LOIS: Because SM mentioned carrying around two women at once.
Wouldn’t do that with Lois.
CLARK: Which is why SM suggested individually.
LUCY: JIMBO! Your spot just opened up.
Darn, LnC for making my father a civilian doctor instead of a military man like Smallville did.
CLARK:
I've got to walk myself through it first though.
LOIS: And they wonder why wives don’t get along with their mother-in-laws.
MARTHA: What?! I'm giving you an excuse to have Clark cook.
LOIS: I forgive you.
It’s an honest mistake. Most Clark’s are much less…knowledgeable in those matters.
Alt-CLARK: You mean I won! I did something before that guy who married the Lois who made me Superman?!
No one remembers no hot-water bottle.
And my work is done. <<bowing>>
LOIS: *I’m* not Clark. *I’m* allowed to lie. Umm…I mean…
Nah, just they do have to know how to deal with the stuff, right?
No, duh! How do you think Krypton exploded in the first place?
