Michael: 
RL finally let go of its strangle hold, did it?
So, not so long and not really funny, either. Except for the part where Lois <<tests Clark's invulnerablity>>
When Lex asks for a paternity test to confirm the little bun really is his and not Clark’s after the horrendous events of PML and what Lex did during the time?
Wow! That was a quick courtship, marriage, and honeymoon.
/watches as Lois goes googly-eyed again/
CLARK:

And you guys say I don't know what to say to make Lois all soft in the knees.
Can they print that in the Smallville Post?
SMALLVILLE POST:
Judge Tells Sheriff: Three Strikes and You're Out! Well, he hasn’t yet attempted to actually steal a story. Or sleep with her, so…
LOIS:

What a great image of what happened inside Clark's chest.
It’s always worked before.
LOIS:
