-- Response to Michael's FDK -- Cont.

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LOIS: It’s Cat, isn’t it? No, wait, you’re way too chummy with her. And why are you so chummy with her anyway. So, it’s Linda, then? OMG, it *is* Linda!
CLARK: [Linked Image] Okay, okay. It was Lana, Lana Lang.

LOIS: confused Lana? Smallville Lana? But she's been married for almost 10 years to Hank? You're lying to me again, aren't you?

CLARK: It was a different Lana.

LOIS: Strange coincidence, isn't it? That there were two women in the world named Lana Lang?

CLARK: How did you know Hank's wife's maiden name was Lang?

LOIS: <<holds out hand>> Hi, I'm Lois Lane, 3 time Kerth Award winner for INVESTIGATIVE Journalism. :rolleyes:

CLARK: Right. <<grins sheepishly>> Funny story that...

LOIS: <<Holds up hand>> Save your breath.

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/squints/
<<ER Imagination>> LOIS: <<fanning self>> My, it's getting hold in here. Oh. Oh! OH! VERY, *very* hot. I need to take off some of my clothes and jump on my partner...

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That’s just self-preservation.
Like Lois wouldn't enjoy it.

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How about Superman also wears a blue muscle shirt with the logo and red speedos?
LOIS: drool Sounds good to me.

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Like, why are our kids spinning in the wrong direction?
CLARK: I'm actually from Australia. G'day. laugh

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Right, he already knows he’s not responsible
Poor Clark, he doesn't even know how much he upsets his rival.

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Poor baby.
LEX: <<sniffling>> Exactly.

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/calls men in white/
LEX: No, it's not time for my congical visits with Ari.

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Maybe if he ordered him hit?
LOIS: That man! He shot you! Clark, why aren't you lying in a puddle of blood?

CLARK: Oh, right. Sorry. clap

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See! See!
Oh, dear, you're thinking like a minion, Michael. Have you been sick?

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/hands Lex Evil Overlord handbook/
LEX: <<lifts up earmarked copy>>I have one, and it says here on page 134, "When ridding oneself of an enemy who has progressed past the level of nuisance, one must be sure to do it in a complex way, with many opportunities to escape which will inevitably fail."

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Because it’s scientifically speaking, nonsense.
CLARK: I double majored in Journalism and Physics.

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So, they shouldn’t put her on the stand?
Why do you think Perry is holding her down? wink

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“ADA Cheng ordered children shot during court hostage crises” by Lois Lane
Sidebar: ADA Cheng to run for DA this spring, by Ralph Spagoda.
Technically, I believe that the Attorney for the City (aka, City Attorney) is in another branch of the judical from the ADAs.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.