Wow! Look! It's Christmas again already.
Also, spoiler? /is painfully aware of slight backlog/
No, the first trip he realized he forgot to say goodbye to Herb and came back before reaching the drugstore.
Right. He thought that Herb would be gone by the time he got back from consummating.
CLARK: Kick me while I'm down, why don't you?
NOR: That’s the most fun. Also, I’m not from Earth, so I’m sure I can also qualify for taking over Kal-Els concubines.
quote: At least he got a chance to clear up whether she looked *just* like the stripper or not.
Her bra had still been on. (Gfic)
quote: /waits for Herb to describe in detail what all Clark’s not allowed to do/ Actually, is he only not allowed to do full consummation, i.e. acts that could result in her getting a couple days maternity leave?
CLARK: <<crosses arms and waits for Herb's explanation>> That's a good question. I wonder what the answer is.
Sounds like he’s a tad desperate for a loophole.
quote: Right. Forgive him.
Eventually?
Probably after she has forgiven Ralph and her father.
CLARK: No! Just me and Lois!
CAT: Darn!
PERRY: As long as it doesn't affect your partnership...
LEX: <<rubs hands>> Let's turn these camera back on, shall we?
JIMMY: What are you guys all talking about?
Also, Lex is so helpful. It’s just like with other sports. The training videos are a great tool for helping the athletes improve their form.
quote: Superman’s wives don’t *get* old.
So he has a series of trophy wives with short shelf lives?
Every time Lois learns of one, another wife dies.
quote:yeah. Is Superman already a widower?
Zara's dead?
Canon CLARK: What about me? I've been a very patient fellow.
You saying you’d be even remotely as ticked off as Lois?
quote: The reason we now have the Home series.
But didn't that Lois die of old age?
Was thinking about the entire soul mates concept in general.
CLARK: Then we're safe then?
Only one way to find out.
Herb!
Another possibility, only problem is would alt-Clark travel back to True Clark's Charles or disappear because he doesn't belong in this dimension? Or would it not work at all because there is no "past" before May 1966?
So, maybe he should wear a crash helmet?
CLARK: Like that would help me in any way.
I thought this was about making sure the elderly gent gets enough sleep?
quote: Right. Like a Clark would be turned off by a spunky Lois. She’s a challenge to him. Just like she’s to Lex.
CLARK: Duh!
LOIS: <<wincing>> Please don't say that.
Duh or Lex?
