Originally posted by Darth Michael:
So much for the Pavlov conditioning being humbug…
<<cough>> Originally posted part on Dec. 25th. <<cough>>
No. Not directly. Well, not until the series finale of TNG. And there it was more actually Q who did the erasing of evolution on Earth…
I liked Q. He was very Tempus-like.
Was thinking more like, maybe if he used superglue on the broken timeline?
CLARK: Who said I wanted to fix it?
HERB: <<raised hand>>
Also, spoiler? /is painfully aware of slight backlog/
Not really a spoiler, more of a hypothesis which will probably turn out to be in-valid.
Right. He thought that Herb would be gone by the time he got back from consummating.
Er... shopping.
NOR: That’s the most fun. Also, I’m not from Earth, so I’m sure I can also qualify for taking over Kal-Els concubines.
LOIS: No!
CAT: I don't like angry men.
alt-RACHEL: You're under arrest for breaking... well, every law out there.
alt-LANA: So, I hear you run your own colony?
Sounds like he’s a tad desperate for a loophole.
Well, since Herb said the alt-dimension loophole had been closed...
Probably after she has forgiven Ralph and her father.
LOIS: Right. :rolleyes: I'm never forgiving Ralph. Dad's... well, family. I don't have to forgive him, just act like it sometimes. Nope, I guess Clark comes first.
CLARK: <<dance party>> I'm not the biggest lunkhead she knows!
Also, Lex is so helpful. It’s just like with other sports. The training videos are a great tool for helping the athletes improve their form.
LEX: Cheaper than pay-per-view, and once I send in my assassin more entertaining too.
Every time Lois learns of one, another wife dies.
LOIS: I am NOT a mass murderer. I'd just kill him and be done with it.
CLARK: Don't you realize that by killing me, you're technically also killing all those people I would have the potential of saving?
LOIS: Who would you save? A little old lady crossing the street. Please, Clark!
You saying you’d be even remotely as ticked off as Lois?
Canon CLARK: er... um... well, no.
Was thinking about the entire soul mates concept in general.
Right.
CLARK: Then we're safe then?
ER: Only one way to find out.
Herb!
CLARK: <<sigh>> Can't I ever hook up with Lois without his help?
So, maybe he should wear a crash helmet?
Um... thinking more that it wouldn't work at all.
CLARK: Like that would help me in any way.
ER: I thought this was about making sure the elderly gent gets enough sleep?
CLARK: He can sleep on his own time. We're talking about an eternity without making love with Lois for me! I take priority.
LOIS: Both!
Right. Same face. Same costume. Same mission. Same town name. Has a thing for orphan boys.
Hmmmm. So, I'm not being subtle enough? And BTW, there are girls at the orphanage too.
I’ve never heard or read about that one. Sorry
It's a good Al Pachino murder mystery movie from the late 80s or early 90s.
Of course, you'll have to wait another decade to forget who did it.
No wonder this Lois likes pizza so much.
LOIS: I don't watch porn! I read romance novels.
So, that’s what we commonly refer to as a lose-lose-situation?
RALPH: But he'd get a lot of sex before he died? Sounds like Win-Lose to me.
No, happy during. Miserable the next day, when Lois gets her faculties back and makes him miserable. Then die when Lois gets her hands on another gift from Lex.
Oh, I just figured Lex would give Lois another gift before she recovered.
No, thinking more like she’s only moving in pieces that don’t take a lot of room when taken individually, and thus, also the sum is still pretty space-friendly.
LOIS:
But then what would I wear to work in the morning after staying the night at Clark's?
Isn’t that what Clark means in Kryptonian? Incidentally, the reason why Superman befriended Clark…
CLARK:
We do NOT have that type of relationship!
So, it’s okay for her to move in with a Clark as long as she keeps the semblance of independence?
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Only one way to find out…
Isn't that a bit risky?
That would defy the entire concept of concubine, huh?
Only if you mean consummate as in marriage.
LEX: <confused> I’d make sure the body was never found of course…
CLARK: Don't go there.
No, it’s just odd that you don’t like keeping your clothes *on*.
LOIS: I'm working on it! Geez!
