-- continuation of response to Michael's FDK --

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Clark kidnapped her? And put her naked in his bed? That usually means… Ralph-like behavior. Oh boy.
Well, you see, Lois's apartment was destroyed in the bomb blast to cover up Lois's abduction. Superman was able to save Lois, but Clark was injured.

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Yes, he’s in a safe identity. A place where Lois is unable to find him.
Exactly.

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Oh my. She’s showing a lot to Superman.
He's got x-ray vision.

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Aaaaawwww… she’s bought herself a Supergirl outfit!
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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And what do we call a woman who entertains other men in her boyfriend’s bedroom?
She's taunting the ex-boyfriend who wouldn't kiss her in the could-be potential future boyfriend's bedroom.

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Scared what Clark would do to such a scantily dressed Lois?
Scared at what he would look like on the cover of National Whisper in his skintight outfit and her in that negligee.

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Oh my. Maybe it would have been safer to try and love her body one final time before he dies.
CLARK: wallbash

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Oh my. She doesn’t remember the pheromoan (sic).
It's early yet. Give her time.

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No, he’s not the Jaguar.
Yes, blush I know. I went for the obvious joke. <<shrugs innocently>> Sometimes they are more fun.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.