Originally posted by John Lambert:
CANON LOIS: We *weren't* engaged when I discovered that Clark liked to wear tights... in public.
Canon Clark:Hey, I was going to tell her immediately after she said yes to marrying me.
Alt-Clark:And you guys complain at me for not having told Lois yet. At least I have not proposed to her. I would have told her if 
Wells had not interupted. Although, since who knows who she would have told while under the Pheremone spray, maybe it is good he interupted. Still, I am way ahead of that other guy at telling Lois things, especailly since I have no real past. He has way less to tell her, and yet he never came close this early on.
Canon Clark:Well, I had to learn to be an investigative reporter when I first came to the planet, you had three years of experience at that before you even came to the dimension. And a year of experience as Superman. I had to learn everything all at once. Yes, Canon Lois discovered it without Canon Clark telling her anything.
Yes, Canon Clark, we all believe you. :rolleyes:
Yes, Alt-Clark, people have been nagging you to tell Lois your deepest darkest, life-ruining secrets, now haven't they?
Yes, Canon Clark, you are deluding yourself with excuses now aren't you?
CANON CLARK:
