Plus my tax software box was empty when I opened it and my husband has the car, so another day of blissfully procrastinating on my taxes.
Sounds reasonable.
CLARK: You mean I'm going to die by that beautiful woman's hands? Okay. Kill me. Kill me now.
Sounds like the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%27s_The_Meaning_of_Life — Part VII – Death
CLARK & LOIS: *That's* not the point.
Amused reader: So?
Okay, my funny response is not usable on these boards, but you would have enjoyed it... and so would have Clark.
CLARK: [Embarrassed] I *would* never have said that! Thought it perhaps but *never* said it. I'd probably have gone with what the Reader suggested.
quote: /can’t find cartoon with tongue rolling out like crazy/
Is this the one?
Oooo… yeah. One of those.
quote: CLAUDE: You don’t need to buy the cow to get the milk?
LOIS: What would *you* know about that?
Well, he did get the milk for free. It was even wrapped in tomorrow’s newspaper.
Probably one of those middle S3 episodes I haven't watched in over a year.
No. PML?
Yes, that's the one. Looks nothing like Jonesy from the boat.

Unrelated note:
The Wild-Goose Chase We’ve got an Officer Fackler in here.
He has his IV with him (kinda attached).
Ah. Sounded like he would be detaching it for walking around.
quote: <<dino cartoon>>
Yep, Clark made a wish and the world went boom-boom.
CLARK: I wish that I would no longer have those problems with my attraction to Lois killing her.
Mxyptljean: Done!
<snippet from Lois’s past>
JL8-LEX:
That was fun! Although, I was thinking:
ELLEN: No, no. That's not what I meant. Let's say you have 4 chocolate bars and I took 2 of them. How many would you have left?
LOIS <munching>: One?
What? Huh? I'm not Superman, he's like from another planet.
quote: CAT: Oh, look. A three-way-chess board. And it looks like I just won.
Meaning she's been the most patient?
No, smartest.
No the *doing* would be being a reporter.
Drat.
quote: Or hire an assassin to make things go away.
Henderson?
Lex.
Oh, so Clark would only reveal his secret identity while naked?
HENDERSON: In that case, I'll pass.
CLARK: What secret identity?
Nice one!
But she could have just been "any available woman" in his opinion.
Yes. Hence the…phrasing of my response.
LOIS: *Clark* is the Voyeur? So, he's just been throwing suspicion on Lex for no reason? Oh, Lex, honeypots, what have I done?!
Oops?
quote: Hush. It’s all right. You can’t have kids with her anyway.
CLARK: She IS my sister?
I said ‘can’t’. Not ‘aren’t supposed to’.
Is that why my glasses keep disappearing? They keep getting transported to another scary dimension with magicians.
Ooooh!
quote: So, Lois after all?
LOIS: <is displeased with result of psychoanalysis> What's that supposed to mean?
Well…
quote: Maybe he should keep mum about it then, so this won’t happen: <<Lois discovers Clark's super powers by breaking her kneecap>>
CLARK: Hmmmm. Yes, maybe I shouldn't mention my fantasy about Meena to this woman.
Oooooh! Good one!

Michael