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Of course, is a person without the memories of their first time still a virgin or not?
Exactly.
LOIS: I’ll take him.
CAT: I’ll train him!
RALPH: Why, why don’t you chiccas try a real man instead?


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Nah, we'd just have too many Ralphs and not enough Clarks.
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